His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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