THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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