It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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