i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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