K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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