shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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