Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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