I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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