everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you had me at cake vodka
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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