its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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