Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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