hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.