I must be too annoying 4 u.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.