I like to think it a success when the cops are called
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've blown a few things in my day
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?