speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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