Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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