these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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