I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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