Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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