My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Someone signed my nipple.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
