She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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