Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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