my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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