Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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