absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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