Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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