i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How does one acquire holy water?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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