why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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