So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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