So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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