theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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