Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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