I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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