I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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