i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to sanitize my soul.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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