your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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