Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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