i think my mom watched the whole time
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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