So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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