Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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