No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?