Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?