I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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