Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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