hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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