I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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