Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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