I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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