you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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