Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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