dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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