Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
FUCK WHALES
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My feet surprised me
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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