Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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