id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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