Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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