I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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