So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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