I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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