I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The air was thick with penises
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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