don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I forget how to act sober
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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