You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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