Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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