would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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